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our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide
a girl wrote “es para mike wazowski” and the chat went insane
drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2
Conservatives love to say “Women don’t find feminine men attractive, women want MASCULINITY” but they let Elvis Presley wear eyeliner and sparkle jackets once in 1955 and American teenagers were so horny that preachers had a collective breakdown about it
Pictured: American teens meet a man who knows what mascara is, surrender to Dionysian frenzy
Some sounds you probably haven’t heard in awhile!
I can hear these with the sound off
I like it when your Pokémon get the zoomies then just conks out.
call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me
the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90’s discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven’t had them since you were a kid, especially if you’ve never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink
Hey op what was that last part
Did i fucking stutter
Musky boy throwing the most red-in-the-face-n-crying tantrum lol











